Get in the boat Fredo.

Why Barack ?

One plants, Others work

Marianne has put in her garden. However, custody of the assorted tomato, peppers and herb plants has been granted to the grandparents. We are in a drought so every night the two peasants have to go out and water these orphans. I guess there are some jobs that Mexicans just won't do. By the way, has anyone seen Babba's butt?

Hi-Tech Gardening

After a traumatic watering injury this tomato plant is being rehabilitated with Babba's $5,000 external tomato fixator.

Obama's Estrogen Ocean

I think it's time to repeal nineteenth amendment. This lurch towards socialism is fueled by woman's innate need to feel secure. If I recall it was Eve that was deceived.

Fly The Friendly Skies

Jon, I know you always get hassled at airports, so on your next visit be sure to fly into Asheville Regional Airport. They never hassle you about carry-on items.

Fathers Day cont.

WHY IS BABBA


FAT?

Happy Fathers Day

For the compulsive vacuuming father in your home, we have the Computer Vac. It plugs into the USB port and has enough suction to pick up an eyelash. There is no better way to relieve the stress of reading political blogs than vacuuming your mousepad. There is no longer a need to get out that energy-wasting Eureka when you feel stressed out. Just plug in the Computer Vac and feel the tension disappear as it glides over your mousepad. Aaaahhhhhhh!

Calling Dr.Howard, Dr.Fine, Dr. Howard

Sometimes it's like I went to sleep and woke up on a different planet. The race baiter
Sharpton, the kook Gore and the bible thumper Robertson are all on the same couch praying for the planet. What's next? Jeffrey Dahmer doing commercials for Head and Shoulders. It is the Theater of the Absurd. The republican candidate Elmer Fudd McCain has signed onto it. The cost of reversing climate change starts at 300 trillion dollars. I just don't have that much lying around. Curious George Obama wants us to keep our homes at 60 in the winter and 90 in the summer. He's like Carter in a foofoo haircut. We have crazy Iranians developing nuclear bombs and we are concerned about the frickin' Polar Bear. Five thousand Polar bears are shot every year by Nanuck of the North because they like to eat people.

I have decided to do my part to save the planet. I'm going to get a motorcycle. I'm looking for a thirty year old two stoke rice burner. I'm going to mix a pint of oil in every tank of gas and sit on the corner of Patton and Biltmore Avenues and blow blue smoke all summer. The first free-range Earth-Mother who says something to me I'll spray with Freon.


http://illiterateelectorate.blogspot.com/2008/04/robertson-sharpton-global-warming.html

Is this Marianne with the pot?

Marianne, our resident constant gardener has discovered western North Carolina's number one cash crop!

What are all these pills lying around?

Marianne is studying to be a pharmacist!

Barak Obama's campaign strategy

Throw em under the bus

"We're gonna need a BIGGER BUS."