Get in the boat Fredo.

Why Barack ?

One plants, Others work

Marianne has put in her garden. However, custody of the assorted tomato, peppers and herb plants has been granted to the grandparents. We are in a drought so every night the two peasants have to go out and water these orphans. I guess there are some jobs that Mexicans just won't do. By the way, has anyone seen Babba's butt?

Hi-Tech Gardening

After a traumatic watering injury this tomato plant is being rehabilitated with Babba's $5,000 external tomato fixator.

Obama's Estrogen Ocean

I think it's time to repeal nineteenth amendment. This lurch towards socialism is fueled by woman's innate need to feel secure. If I recall it was Eve that was deceived.

Fly The Friendly Skies

Jon, I know you always get hassled at airports, so on your next visit be sure to fly into Asheville Regional Airport. They never hassle you about carry-on items.

Fathers Day cont.

WHY IS BABBA


FAT?

Happy Fathers Day

For the compulsive vacuuming father in your home, we have the Computer Vac. It plugs into the USB port and has enough suction to pick up an eyelash. There is no better way to relieve the stress of reading political blogs than vacuuming your mousepad. There is no longer a need to get out that energy-wasting Eureka when you feel stressed out. Just plug in the Computer Vac and feel the tension disappear as it glides over your mousepad. Aaaahhhhhhh!