For all those who bailed out on the fall foilage Thanksgiving Bash: We at the Inn at Stafford want to invite you to any weekend of your choice. At Stafford every room has its own bathroom. We also offer 24 hour bootleg wireless hookups for all your business needs. As always a free continetal breakfast is included . All guests have the use of the finest automobiles .
We also offer 400 free pirated channels from our neighbor's dish network.