Sunday, August 02, 2009

Cash for Geezers


You can help the environment, the deficit and health care if you just trade in Grandma. Any Grandma over 7o, with chronic illnesses who requires Ensure to get her motor running is eligible. The decrease in carbon dioxide emissions alone makes this an eco-friendly choice. You can take this $4,500 and get an abortion, a wind turbine or some solar panels. Act quickly because like Cash for Clunkers this program may be bankrupt in three days.

2 comments:

David DiQuattro said...

LOL, Babba. Brave New World is here.

D- said...

"Just sign and drive." OOPs... Government is broke, sorry no car for you.