No, this is not the result of southern cooking. I found these little turd size dowels all over the lawn on one side of my house. They are so perfectly round and uniform I thought it might be alien spawn. Either that or a flock of Canadian Geese on Metamucil made a layover. I'm wondering if any of my subscribers can tell me what subterranean critter I can be expecting to encounter on some cool autumn stroll. Maybe this will be the year for cicadas.