Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Christmas Past


We found the perfect shirt for Marianne. Yes the world does revolve around moi! Plus she got another book to give her more ammunition for the gender wars. Carol has disappeared into the murky world of Columbo re-runs. Ben after getting a Tony Benett CD, a Godfather DVD and a new hat, has now become Frank Sinatra. Now I just have to get rid of this tree in the living room!

Friday, December 23, 2005

The Tri-Fecta of Worship.


In order to get the Christmas Spirit and since our church has cancelled all services till New Years Day, I have taken it upon myself to push the envelope and go to three services in other churches. The Friday night sabbath kick-off is "The Inn At Bethlehem" at the 7th Day Adventist Church. Sat. night, it's a Contemporary Christian Music Explosion at the "Rock of Asheville Church". This will be followed by a Christmas morning mass at "Our Lady of the Parkway" Catholic church.

Now we already went to the greatest Christmas Extravaganza ever produced, "Christmas on the Mountain" at the Biltmore Baptist Church. This blend of George Lucas and the PTL Club can't be described. The angels with their 12 foot long robes traveling on tracks 20 feet above the audience reminded me of Circus-Circus in Vegas. The show at our little Nazarene Church was great. I knew we were in the south because it's the first time in 20 years that when I ran around the outside of the church dressed as an apostle I wasn't running through snow in flip-flops.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Oh Rats!


About a month ago I started to hear something trying to to chew it's way through the floor under the dishwasher. Well, our crack property management team sent Pedro to check. He said he didn't see anything in the crawl space and that was that. Then the other day we found some chewed up carpet and a chewed up Christmas decoration. I thought we must have a mouse. So this morning while having breakfast at 6 am with Carol, out comes the varmint from behind the Christmas Tree. It was either a big mouse or a small rat. Now maybe the mice in North Carolina are a little big from eating biscuits. Funny thing though: the critter arrived the same night as Marianne. Well, now we are waiting for the exterminator. Being an old ratter from the Bronx I know how to get rid of these pesky fellows but since we just rent I'll leave it to the pro's. Seeing a rat in the morning will wake you up quicker than a double latte.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Our Micro Christmas Tree


We went all out this year and picked up this $15 beauty. Half off if you wait til a week before Christmas with the other cheap people. It's custom made for townhouses. Next year I'm going to look for one that's pre-lit and decorated. Yep, fit right in the back of the Element. They even cut the bottom and drilled and trimmed it.


Don't tell D-55 I got it at Lowe's. Yipes!

The Worst Ice-Storm Ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just to let everyone now we survived the worst ice storm since the one that left Canada in the dark for a month and spoiled all the beer. Actually I give it a 5 where we are. The brunt of the storm hit right below us in South Carolina. There are still people without power in about 1/3 of the area. We lost power and had to rely on our gas fire place and oil lamps. The power would go out for 4 hours and then come on for 30 minutes. Finally around 6 pm we got desperate and ventured out into this icy hell to drive the mile to our favorite Mexican Restaurant. It was touch an go for while; no cable, no internet, no DVD player. I went to work and did see some branches down and felt an icy patch under my wheels as I traversed an overpass. The streets were empty, as most people stayed home and gathered the family around the gas log and siped what they assumed to be their last drink of Evian. Our power came on about 7 pm that night so we were able to abort our plan to put the frozen food on the deck and go to bed with flashlight in hand. We were fortunate to still have our gas log and hot water. Reading by the oil lamp brought back memories of my early childhood when I lived on a farm in the Bronx.

The storm I guess was pretty bad in some areas. Some will be without power for weeks but I find comfort in it being described as the worst storm ever. The next day it was 46' F and sunny. There is a big cleanup from downed trees and power lines but it sure beats 51 inches of snow and the wind howling a gale in Garrett County. I expect G.W. to arrive any day and tour our ravaged region and start handing out money. After all the mall was closed for 3 hours; what could possibly be worse than that!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Ho Ho Ho


No this isn't Christmas at the Biltmore Mansion. It's the sum of all my Christmas decorations. The snow man and Santa didn't make the trip from Maryland.

We went to a Christmas Extravaganza at the 3000 seat Biltmore Baptist Church. It was a production worthy of any strip casino in Vegas. The cast of actors was at least 500, plus they had a huge orchestra and choir. They had angels and elves suspended on tracks swirling around the church. The show was about an hour's worth of contemporary Christmas music and drama. This was followed by an hour and a half depiction of all the gospels. This included every miracle, parable and story complete in the King James English with a southern accent. Caiaphas sounded like Boss Hog. It went from complete Andy Williams Christmas Special to a Passion Play. It was Baptists at their best. Jesus hanging on the cross while angels with 12 foot robes swung around him on cables. There was some good drama and some fine singers but I wish I could have heard one Christmas Carol. There were tour buses bringing church groups from all over the south. It reminded me of the Mormon pageant at Palmyra NY.