I'm so tired of this Iowa Caucus. The Iran War has started, civil war has started in Nigeria, Iran is threatening to blockade the Strait Of Hormuz and our beloved Caliph wants to borrow another 1.3 trillion.
A caucus is a group of people that meet and argue for their candidate until the rest of the group gets exhausted and goes home. What kind of a way is this to pick a candidate? It reminds me of a Yankee Candle Party without the passion. We are so worried about access to the polls for minorities and illegals, but how many of those are going to get an invitation to the neighborhood block party? How much intimidation can one suffer at the hands of the mini-mob? It's much more intimidating to show your driver's license to a poll-worker. I'm so tired of 23 hours of caucus news coverage that I'm tempted to vote for Huntsman. He's the the only one with enough testosterone to tell them corn-shucking ethanol subsidized yahoos where to go.
In the meantime I'm just consoling myself by doing demotivational posters of the Iowa Republican nominees.