Friday, February 08, 2008

Pahrump Nevada Makes The News


Our future retirement area -- Pahrump, Nevada -- is in the news because former Beverly Hills madame Heidi Fleiss was busted there for possession of controlled substances and driving under the influence of said substances. Heidi and her chauffeur were pulled over by the Nye County Sheriff for driving erratically. I'm glad that this sleepy little desert town is finally getting some recognition. I bet there are millions of people in the U.S. that don't realize this is the home of the Museum of Brothel Art and the Bonnie and Clyde "Death Car". This little oasis is the gateway to Area 51 and is so full of freakazoids that they can film the remake of Road Warrior without hiring any extras. I mean it's not like Madame Fleiss looks any different than your usual cocktail waitress getting off a graveyard shift at the Pahrump Nugget.

Soon however, this zip code will be the address of our own diplomat. BP is going to become a Nevada resident. This is for tax purposes since he will be working in the third world. He just takes after his Babba who has been incorporated in Nevada for years. We are hoping that by the time we retire to our own little piece of heaven's dusty acre, the town will have it's own ballet company and philharmonic orchestra. But for now it's still line-dancing at the Nugget.

5 comments:

Mrs. Babba said...

What do you mean "We", Kemosabe?

M- said...

I'm use to you floating trial balloons. Let me tell you what I think about this one:

Pop. fzzzzzzzzzz

goober said...

I have a feeling you're gonna be a real-life Frank Barone and get kicked out of the retirement community.

aannie said...

carol, you can live with us and visit babba on holidays

jondale said...

Either AC did some editing to this post, or Babba let some grammar and spelling skills spill into daylight.