Now that gasoline has reached $3.87/gal in the Asheville area I'm looking for a scooter. The local RV Park has one for sale that seems to be just what I need. However, this may cause people to think I'm an alcoholic. You see, most 200+ lb. geezers like me who drive Mo-Peds and 49cc scooters have had their driver's licenses revoked for multiple D.U.I.s . I frequently literally almost run into these guys at 5 am while they're driving on the dark curvy mountain roads at 23 mph. The engine is screaming like a swarm of bees, the guy's butt is hanging over the seat, his mullet blowing in the frosty morning air. It is like a Scarlet Letter that says to all "I can't get a license or insurance." Now with gas reaching $4.00/gal it will be hard to tell the difference between the alcoholics on their Liquor Cycles and CB's on their Mo-Peds.