Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Does This Shirt Make Me Look Dumb

My in-laws went to the fresh-air-market and all I got was this shirt. Now I'm walking around Graham County N.C., and with this shirt on I might be mistaken for a target. I did read on the net today that Obama flair is outselling McCain's by four to one. McCain needs to offer a line of accessories that appeals to his constituency. He can offer the official "straight talk express" denture cups, clapper, and electric scooter.

The Obama campaign has taken on a carnival atmosphere. I expect to see people carrying twenty foot tall pictures of him like in some banana repub
lic. The more he speaks the dumber he sounds. The G.O.P. should rekindle that Goldwater ad from '64: "In Your Heart You Know He's Right" and apply it to Obama "In Your Heart You Know He's Dumb".

Speaking of dumb, I just noticed that this gallon of windshield wiper fluid (liquida limpia parabrisas) is protected from freezing to a maximum of +32 F'. That is the temperature that plain water freezes at. Where is the protection? Why do they have a picture of Mount Everest on the bottle? Why not a tropical scene? I thought it meant -32 F'. I'll have to be sure to use it all up before winter. Why don't they call this crap what it is: bottled water with a drop of food coloring and a spritz of Windex.


aannie said...

Is that Obama? Is he looking in a Christmas tree bulb? Why are his ears so small?

Babba-Gi said...

Your not saying I look like a Christmas tree bulb, are you?

aannie said...

Oh, so the shirt is stretched over YOUR gut? That explains everything!

I just walked out of my office and a gallon of that wiper fluid is just sitting in the hall. I'm freaked out.

Babba-Gi said...

I didn't thing it was possible to feel any worse about myself. I felt so good just a few minutes ago.

I think he looks like a black Humphrey Bogart. He just needs a cigarrete dangleing from his lip.

D said...

"People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?...It’s just not right. It’s not right. It’s not, it’s not going to change anything. We’ll, we’ll get our justice....Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while. Let’s try to work it out. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to work it out."

Rodney King

D said...

This is the other shirt that was available at the farmers market.