Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Does This Shirt Make Me Look Dumb
My in-laws went to the fresh-air-market and all I got was this shirt. Now I'm walking around Graham County N.C., and with this shirt on I might be mistaken for a target. I did read on the net today that Obama flair is outselling McCain's by four to one. McCain needs to offer a line of accessories that appeals to his constituency. He can offer the official "straight talk express" denture cups, clapper, and electric scooter.
The Obama campaign has taken on a carnival atmosphere. I expect to see people carrying twenty foot tall pictures of him like in some banana republic. The more he speaks the dumber he sounds. The G.O.P. should rekindle that Goldwater ad from '64: "In Your Heart You Know He's Right" and apply it to Obama "In Your Heart You Know He's Dumb".
Speaking of dumb, I just noticed that this gallon of windshield wiper fluid (liquida limpia parabrisas) is protected from freezing to a maximum of +32 F'. That is the temperature that plain water freezes at. Where is the protection? Why do they have a picture of Mount Everest on the bottle? Why not a tropical scene? I thought it meant -32 F'. I'll have to be sure to use it all up before winter. Why don't they call this crap what it is: bottled water with a drop of food coloring and a spritz of Windex.