Leaving Las Vegas, Maybe?

Here we are at the airport. Hopefully, I'll be on a flight to Phoenix in a couple of hours and then on to Charlotte. My US Air direct flight to Charlotte is canceled. The plane has to be checked out because of a vibration in the engine. The flight out had all sorts of vibrations. It was creaking like an old house in a hurricane. That plane was an Air Bus. Maybe that's why it stank so much. The Europeans can't smell the lavatory above their own BO. If I knew I was flying on a bus I'd of bought a bottle of Muscatel and sat in the back.